ZeroPersonalityDisorder

6871 pts ยท February 4, 2014


Hmmm. Is the trash floating around the deck about to fall into the ocean or did it come frome the ocean?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underwater. No problem. As an introvert, the only thing that bothers me is the lack of curtains.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno. His advice was "turn it off and turn it back on". Sounds perfectly reasonable, even for a theme park full giant carnivores.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must feel tired after building that.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Really cool. Please tell me you're going to put that eye on people and say, "I've got my eye on you."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You fools. These are clearly snakes disguised as moths. Right?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JFC. I had no idea about many of these things. Thank you. Would be great if they could teach us this in school.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a sale at Penny's.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Where do people get the patience for this? I get impatient making toast.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it explodes, you'll have de brie everywhere. I'll see myself out.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Galileo discovered Ganymede 411 years ago by a mere speck in a telescope. Imagine if he could see this now.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When you smell someone's fart, it means the molecules from their butt are touching the roof of your nostrils.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

American here. I would like to speak to this guy's manager /s/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is friggin' awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandparents had one. If you jiggled your keys near the TV, it would sometimes change the channel.

5 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Ass Cougars

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Quality assurance test at Spalding's factory.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTD?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly forgot to tap the boat and say, "This baby's not going anywhere."

5 years ago | Likes 1549 Dislikes 2

It's an eagle. It says it right there in the title.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Cat scratch fever"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1