Zi0Matrix

969 pts ยท March 24, 2025


I'm gonna start calling Necrons 'cryborgs' now, fantastic.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

From the cautionary tale 'Don't Build the Torment Nexus'?
-That- Torment Nexus?

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was expecting her dress to be like one of those weird Nicolas Cage sequin pillows.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could you just manually trip your main to prevent 'power comes back on' problems if you're using these with a generator?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By switching to Geico.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Axolotls can regrow body parts. The parents aren't freaking out as much as you'd think because it's 'normal'.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Junji Ito is that you?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prince Arthas is that you?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Heroic Merge

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They used to have an island for this stuff but the owner didn't kill himself.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

-Was- a great game?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All it took for them to make a good Pokemon game was to not have Gamefreak develop it, lol

I was sold the second I heard it was the Dragon Quest Builders team.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, I would -especially- hate that. Please do not suggest something so awful again, thank you.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meatbag

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget that a bunch of them got into trouble -again- after the pardons.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

INB4 this actually does good for the economy and he tries to take credit for it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like living in a state that doesn't have a Waffle House.

I'm content knowing they exist, and that they're apparently wacky, but i'm not driving eight hours to visit one.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Of course we haven't, trump keeps stopping them before they begin! All eleventy-billion of them, or however many he's up to now.

/s

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guardrail in question:

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that what it's called?
I've been wondering why everybody was leaning like Skyrim ragdolls.

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Somebody call a vet, because those pythons are -sick-

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

DOORS LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact!
If, for whatever reason, you go to her shrine early and bother her, she'll send you to go get the beacon instead of it being in a random boss chest.

The quest is annoying as it just kinda dumps itself on you, but the sword is neat and, more or less, hard-counters the entire Dawnguard DLC.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We spent _hours_ working at Legoland 'feeling' for specific minifigs for families.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I dunno, remember what happened the last time one of these guys had a resort island for rich assholes.

4 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1