Zixtank

108830 pts ยท March 4, 2013


If you live in Trondheim, Norway, or you're planning on going, message me and we'll go for a beer!

Now try explaining to kids why the save icon looks as it does.

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come get, bitch

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"How do you know that? Who are you with?" He sounds absolutely demented.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Careful, Hunter. Eric looks like he bites.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are these lassies from Silicon Valley?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a beautifully sculpted body.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Off something and on something else. I cannot imagine in any way that this guy is sober.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That lil "okay" tho

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst thing is that if billionaires paid living wages and paid even half the tax they're supposed to, no one would care even half as much.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's cheap. Nothing more, nothing less.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it's Schutzstaffel 2.0 then.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both are accurate. Tifa is fit af.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love his look of "damn right my tiddies are fine"

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And in the middle is the real prize~

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite beer is free, my second favorite is cold.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the actual translation written in parenthesis. It reads "Toranpu (Trump) itsumo bibitte nigeru". The last bit, "bibitte nigeru" means to "run away scared", with the "scared" part being the cowardly type of scared. Do the translation in english becomes basically "Trump runs away like a pussy".

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm lost. Anyone?

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would both left and right.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Stone mason, about 400 years ago: "Hey Gregorio! You know what would be real funny?"

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#8 What is Chiyo's dad doing selling popcorn?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy to help~

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Deft fingers and an eloquent tongue can do wonders too.

6 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Is the dual blade of the Toast Knight named Bread n Butter by any chance?

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah, Rando. A man of culture indeed.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It should be noted that half the time, the extra sorry either means "we're sorry for the inconvenience we've caused" and the other time it is "We're sorry you have to deal with this because of some fuckmuppet we have no control over".

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh he has a plan alright; become the most powerful man in the US. He is shrewd and ambitious and shows he's willing to do anything to achieve that position.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me, everytime I see a tiddy

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And he will become the number 2 in the finale behind a handsome young man with a guitar.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why? She looked better before

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that Xi is this low is concerning. The man is possibly the biggest player of the bunch.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0