aSillyApple

99940 pts ยท May 6, 2015


hi I'm bad at making friends local spirit of decay one of my goals in life is to shit post my way to 69,420 points "When you're a dumb bitch, you're a dumb bitch, and there's no un-dumb-bitchifying that." I got nothin else to say

You have a publisher?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the enthusiasm but you're about 4 years late to this particular party.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surely you must have a pizza-themed two piece suit by now.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Denver, CO. Lonely poor and hungry one here, could use a pizza if possible.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know of at least 3 ape songs. Maybe 2 monkey songs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Infamous Double-Dog

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I think that's Brian David Gilbert

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You and your pizza crusade. All in service to the great cheese conspiracy,

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Knowing hikers these days it was definitely something psycho-delic

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All about practicing anatomy amiright?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My type? heh. Times New Roman, Been my boo for years now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't talk to me while I'm eating my dumpster pizza

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like me when I've had a hard day and go "Man...". Just like a pokemon

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

As I've said before, guillotine making can be a great group activity.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's good to know that while my life relatively sucks, I will always be happier than that pile of pathetic

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And here I was trying to marry rich

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Satan's cool and all, but I don't believe in this god guy

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not anymore!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The inherent truth of giant sandworms can be a lot to take in.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's cool. Mine is to die

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recovering lawyer huh? Must be a tough habit to kick

3 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 0

The eyes fucked up are part of the charm, I'd think

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comrade Octopus

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Sometimes the movie is good. But from a different way than the book was good. Howl's Moving Castle and Annihilation are good examples of dis

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

If it works, no need to feel guilty about it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Denver CO here. I'd appreciate some pizza while I do my taxes, if it please you. You guys are wonderful.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I swear I don't know how it got in my mouth

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It'd be kinda funny if Morticia constantly used French words yet was actually German or something

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Meal planning

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0