abmoraz

17156 pts ยท August 8, 2012


Oh... that's why you're being downvoted. It's "LA" chupacabra, not "EL" chupacabra.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure why you are being downvoted. Dog's with mange are the likely source of the chupacabra myth.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My android phone has the same thing.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's what all the edits were for. To hide all of the times it tipped and she ate shit.

1 day ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

You are old. I work at a university and have to re-adjust what an "adult" is in my mind every year.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

(this was over 20 years ago, so I assume things have improved since then)

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mostly true. There is a test, but it's not common, routine, nor cheap. Back when I was actively dating, I had an Ex accuse me of giving it to her. I had been tested before we got together and it was clean. I never noticed that HPV wasn't on the panel. When I wen't back to my doctor, he said something along the lines of "we don't test males unless they are showing signs of excessive lesions or signs of cancer."

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Roll that beautiful bean foota... oh no. no no no

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have you never seen a dishwasher that could vacuum?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Judge for yourself.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

The Kimberly-Clarke warehouse fire that a disgruntled employee set. He was quoted as saying "All you had to do was pay us enough to live."

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Such a great show. Cancelled way before its time. (Happy!)

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Technically what we colloquially call "calories" are really "kilo-calories", so this is actually more accurate.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many water circulators do you need in your Koi Pond?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Young Sherlock on Amazon Prime. It's a good show, but the real star is the actor who plays Moriarity.

4 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I've been known as One Pump Man, too... but for entirely different reasons.

4 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I just put mine in the dishwasher (don't run the "dry" cycle). Then let it sit on edge over night to dry. Works great.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Can we rename it to the Gulf of Tasmania?

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

The cobra effect

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v o r o u q it

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A swan

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's in the new Dennis Leary/Danny Pudi show on Fox: Going Dutch as Danny Pudi's wife.

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

68 is when you go down on her and she owes you 1.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I am going to try these with my beard

2 weeks ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 0

I gave you a point. I am an enabler.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can't take credit for this, but I saw someone earlier say "Afroman dresses like how the Japanese portray Americans in their Anime"

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

"Would you rather have a plumber that's never held a wrench before or one that's fixed hundreds of leaks before?"

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

English (especially American English) is much more information dense. So it leads to us speaking slower (again, on average across all native speakers) and having less vocal emotes in our speech. German is another "high information density" language, and non-German speakers always seem to think that German sounds angry because they have very little variation in there vocal emotes (Again, on average, there are absolutely speakers that do, but they are the exception rather than the rule)

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Part of that has to do with the language. There's a concept in language called "Information Density". Japanese has one of the lowest information density of all modern languages. It takes more syllables to convey the same information. This leads to a bunch of neat consequences (such as: native Japanese speakers tend to speak faster than native speakers of other languages) but it also leads to them conveying more meaning with their tone. A direct result of this leads to what you obeserved.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You need to tap one of those 18 mud cards.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0