I wish my ears were big enough to do this
When I forgot the lube ...
My bedroom light is trying to pick a fight with me
MFW I think I'm going through the front page but it is actually user submitted.
MRW I saw this post while lying in bed late at night and trying not to wake up my wife
Australia ... you're doing it again
I just realised I'm born 9 months after my Dad's birthday. I'm my Dad's 1979 birthday present!
What I said to my wife when she asked what we should wear to the 'party'
Another day in Australia
Aussie snake might kill you but at least they knock first
How I feel doing a PhD
My eyebrows were singed just watching it
Out of chaos comes a new order
The song my Dad sang from the next room after I said a smart ass thing to my mum
I dropped a chicken nugget and picked it up before she could eat it
She's a bit derpy but she's lovely
Just an Aussie sunset I was lucky to see
... rectangle?
She got outsmarted by a swing. She was not impressed.
Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
My domestic blindness
No way ...
Soon ...
Another action shot from Camp imgur
Let me penetrate your skin with needles
So thoughtful!
We bought a dog but ended up with a horse
Soft buns ...
Chicken what ?!
The Temple of Oreo
Damn chips are stuck! Probably for the best ...
Are we really that bad at math?
What it feels like overcoming constipation ...