Some advice for my fellow humans #TeamHuman

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when you finally accept it

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When you haven't seen your girlfriend in a while

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Love the people of ComicCon

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I can almost hear the sigh of hipsters

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Not nearly as good as Nemo

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Go go go!

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When my friends team kills us all

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Rate my cock

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So my son's spelling test was corrected by Dan Quayle (if your old enough to remember him)

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interrupted my cat summoning satan

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Here's to you Kelly Bundy

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Anybody else think she's an underrated hottie

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