akshually

79090 pts · January 25, 2014


I'm an Australian living in California. Ask me anything! A good chunk of my typing errors are related to the small keyboard of my phone, either in prematurely hitting "Enter" or autocorrect. I also like to play devils advocate and class clown, although it may be hard to tell at times. I met my wife online in 1998. I was in Melbourne, Australia, and she was in California USA (duh). We met in person in 2000 and have been nearly inseparable ever since. Except for those times we're just sick of each other's shit, which is normal I suppose.

Woow

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That’s Owen Wilson

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run it through the doofenschmirtzinator to find out!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah let them decide

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was this said in a way that would make his haters the laughing stock for reposting?

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He hates me… 🤩

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Romans did.

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Doesn’t redshirt resemble Billy ray Cyrus?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah thought it was a channel. All good, thanks 😄

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where discord

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck does this to a dog for fake internet points?

I would. But who thought of this before I did?

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Many European cities have tinier narrower streets that are unsuitable for US-sized cars

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I’ve never been to an Amish porn site, let alone many. I wouldn’t know what the average Amish porn site would be like. Please enlighten us on which ones you’ve seen, sampled, returned to.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only 6k? If we’re gonna gatekeep something let’s keep creepiness at a minimum 60k points first

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fast Only Rolling Downhill…

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Restauranteurs have shown that without being required to pay minimum wage, they’d insist on paying $0/hr and demand you tipped to cover the wages. Raise the fucking minimum wage. Ban tipping as an income source.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Same. Same same.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this mysterious discord

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes this is good shit.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I believe I’m paying for no ads 😭

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jokes on you, I don’t see ads. Wait shit

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I said it could be way worse…

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If you’re shallow don’t take ketamine

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My immune system hasn’t lost a war but it’s needed NATO support quite a few times

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It sounded like the plot to American Gods

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If I didn’t know he really had a stutter, I’d have thought he’s a music savant with that motor mouth

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We came so close to the origin of “I’ll be back”

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What you say..

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We ARE willing to learn …

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s so easy to make people happy. Why do we spend our time doing the opposite?

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