albester

9734 pts ยท August 12, 2018


Do the Joint Chiefs of Staff know about this?

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm still hoping for the One Glorious Picture that unifies RHM, TT, THT and FF ...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For Christians, this is a two step process: 1) You have to believe in God because the Bible says so. 2) You have to follow the Bible because it is the word of God ...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey Chat GPT" is a French expression meaning "Hey cat, I have farted".

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The junior officer behind Lord Vader looks alarmed ...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#15 And his Quenya name was Teleporno.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noobs ... Ever since I'm not 18 anymore, I can hurt myself more just by lying wrong.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

recipe or it didn't happen!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MS Office is not a MINOR issue.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ants don't like this.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A very valuable skill to train your cat at ... in case your date wears a bikini or halter top.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus, men love to ponder the %

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That's why it's important to stay in ...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He only cares about the first six words of your statement.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't he in the process of trademarking his name? If ... when that is done, he's going to collect royalties for every dollar bill printed. Just like Adolf got royalties for every postage stamp with his portrait (=every one).

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It sure beats the alternative (= dying young).

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you make Dubya seem bright and Nixon seem honourable, you're probably rather orange.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ash nazg frogatuluk, Froggo Baggins and the Balfrog of Moria.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#11 If the rail network is operated by Deutsche Bahn, the person tied to the tracks 1000 miles to the right will die of old age before being hit by the trolley.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brooks is the better Mel.

2 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You forgot one ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

3rd text should be "See what Biden did? So sad!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"SE FRANCE" -- is that "SE France" (= SouthEast France) or "se France" (Frenchman speaking se English")?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All while the Orange in Chief plays a few rounds of golf ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

39 years and a bunch of months ... you weren't going to say that a woman is over 40, were you?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acres and acres of FART.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if we're pointing fingers, we should also blame Biden and "centrist" Democrats for expecting courts and due process to take care of the T-Rex and for calling on the country to "trust the system".

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'd slightly quadruple the amount of garlic, but other than that, this looks like a plan for the weekend. Thanks for sharing!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0