I have to start paying better attention
look what i found at the flea market. it is real.
I've found the ultimate parking dickwad in their final form.
While in the shower this morning, I declared I would eat healthier. Came out of the bedroom and my wife had made eggs, bacon, and thick cheddar melted on everything bagels for breakfast.
Another good reason to have a cat.
Decided to try the new diet chicken biscuit. It has half the calories.
Two minutes from the office, and I'm going back home.
Non-mobile users will know our pain!
Title not important, only post.
As a Floridian, MRW the marijuana act didn't pass.
a real decision was made here
Every damn time.
Photoshop keyboard shortcuts. Figured you guys might find this useful.
Someone had to post it.
alone at last.
Been away for a while (busy with new job), but I thought I'd log back in for a few, just to remind everyone that this exists.
Answering the phone and one of the in-laws is on the other line.
Iskrilldur's bane
Just a little gif to show my affection...
Mike Tyson's favorite band
I just love this.
"hold up girl. this my jam and I'm gonna get on tv!"
I may be going to hell for laughing at this, but I'm taking a few of you with me.
at least today is almost over
11 creepy kids from vintage adverts
This man changed how I look at words.
She's a keeper.
More like: genius design template
Being Poor
oh how the times have changed.
fuck
He who must not be caged
yup
"da fuck is poking me?"
I can't believe I forgot this existed.
The government's concern for the people.
It's tomato.
Shang's discovery of sexuality.
Alizée
Random mode just caused me to watch Gangnam Style for the first time.
Coming up with the perfect caption for this post.
have some feels
As I head home, I leave you with a young Martha Stewart.
Man vision. (QuestionableContent.net)
Dirty beard?
Whoooopwowoowoowoowooop
Mary Poppalockins
Today is my Friday. Cagezilla and upvotes for every one!
"awwww yiss. mother fucking corn!"
It's a scary thought.
MRW I realize I've been browsing imgur for hours...