Now I'm not saying mind reading technology already exists and is already in the hands of high-tech companies and governments but
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"Wait? You mean acting stupidly and irresponsibly has consequences? Riot!" -NYC Orthodox Jewish Communities
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Remember when we all thought we'd be driving flying cars by now?
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When you haven't had a piece of fruit or vegetable for what seems like forever so you eat a slice a watermelon
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He a little confused, but he got the spirit
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Me watching married and living together couples during this quarantine slowly discovering they actually can't stand each other
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*whistles*
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MRW (as a New Yorker) I hear Florida is setting COVID-19 records everyday and doing the worst than any other state.
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Some fancy new store opened up near by. Went to check their website to see what they sell, but a pop up saying I have to sign up first is blocking my way
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A hero...
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When you win an argument with facts
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He's gorgeous.
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Title
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Come to think of it, my tin foil supply 'is' pretty low...
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No Events, Gatherings, Gyms, Casinos, Bars, Theaters, Restaurants and stay in your homes for 15 days or even more.
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Government: "Social distancing, stay in home, 15 days at least." Spring Breakers:
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Dafuq?
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When quarantine fatigue starts to set in
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Wait... you're actually serious?
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I'm sorry Tigger
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Current events
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Don't touch that
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When you violate Social Distancing
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shame.gif
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Poor Climate Change Girl
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The News: "We must practice Social Distancing in this time of crisis". My introvert ass:
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Your butthole when you've had one too many burritos
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MRW I wake up and all of a sudden we hate LeBron James now?
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I had no idea I was such a bigot
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I'm slightly offended but I'll survive.
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MRW I hear about something called a "Skull Crusher Challenge" on TikTok and see videos of what it is on the news
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And don't even get me started with the "hole" in the top right corner of the screen trend either.
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TFW you're told to just stay home and you're an introvert.
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TFW the Chinese kid in your class with a perfect attendance record since kindergarten calls out sick
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This is the way
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Because Coronavirus isn't doing a fast enough job, introducing...
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Unpopular Opinion (Phone Screens)
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Every fucking article be like
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Muh memes
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MRW I read what this Canadian PM "controversy" if all about and it's about fucking donuts. Fucking donuts...
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When your indoor cat thinks he's an outdoor cat & decides to leave the house only to realize he can't last 3 minutes in the wild
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MRW I see South Korea has drive-thru testing for COVID-19 for anyone who wants to take it while the U.S. doesn't
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Is nothing sacred?
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OMG
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No thanks.
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Rolls On Wheels?
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2019
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Nope
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Go home.
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I just found this out...
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I'm doing my part.
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Not every little thing needs slo-mo
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Much different. So unique. Very original. Wow.
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I don't get it.
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That poker face
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When you find a pistachio shell without a single crease to be found, completely intact and uncracked.
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I'm may be "a little" cranky until I've had it.
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