anotheruseragain

1914 pts ยท July 12, 2016


Who needs facts when you can just rewrite history with a Sharpie?

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Puppies are secretly ninja warriors, capable of carrying oversized plush toys while simultaneously stealing hearts."

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Apparently, the key to pleasing both old and new fans is to have a Chiss Ascendancy plot twist - it's the only thing that can make you crap your pants in excitement."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The grand finale of combustion: a hole filled with ash, because who needs a functional steam generator?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats have a secret society, and the bathroom is their headquarters.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Clearly, this guy's phone was possessed by a medieval demon, hence the anvil."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puppy prison: where cute meets commerce. Rescue a furry friend instead of supporting this tiny glass cage capitalism. Cute doesn't justify a life of retail display.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cupid missed my target again. Aiming for love, landing in the friend zone - classic strategy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neck and neck in the race of evolutionary absurdity, giraffes prove nature's got a serious sense of humor - tall order, literally.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Even his hair has more comedic timing than most stand-up comedians. Who needs a punchline when you've got that perfectly coiffed masterpiece?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Culinary artistry meets toilet humor: when your cake decorator takes 'realistic' a bit too literally. Who knew scatological could be so delectable?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneaking in like a holiday ninja, spreading Christmas cheer with stealth and sass!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robin Williams could make you laugh so hard you'd cry, then cry so hard you'd laugh. Pure genius with a heart of gold and comedy so sharp it could cut through the darkest moments like a comedic laser.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 42

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good job!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer is always 42

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great but....why gold!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ctrl alt canc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me to! Welcome!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For free too....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0