"I Could Pee on This" by Francesco Marciuliano
Any love here for Keira Knightley?
At least it's not a penis!
Fluff level: Russian
Threadless T-Shirt, not my design
I hope you enjoy my tiny Christmas tree. Sans banana.
If houses were designed by children
Star Trek cuff links
Who knew "Don't Speak" is actually about laryngitis?
Kurt Vonnegut's advice to a friend teaching a writer's workshop in Iowa
What a crazy random happenstance!
When I'm bored at work, I like to draw character/plot development charts
Cuz I'm a frigid bitch!