ashgur

8303 pts · October 7, 2013


He’ll definitely grow into it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inventive

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BBL

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I seriously the only one seeing dick and balls?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they have a right to both

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is the hotdog in the balloon a sex thing or am I sentenced to horny jail?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parakeets name was Petrie. Adored this movie as a child

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d have a bird in my hand from there on out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also put my ass in my mans face when I want it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the absolute fuck... today years

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t call anyone ugly in middle school?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re required to watch this video for as many times as you’ve ordered from amazon as a min to understand what we’re doing to the world.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

The only identifiable packages being buggies and pampers. STOP HAVING KIDS. WE HAVE A PROBLEM

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Haha! YES. Do you live near Toronto by any chance?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I need to go to horny jail

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Sleep”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orgy porgy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ham, pork buns

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can save him by continually feeding him sugar water until the trap opens again

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Typing was hard the first time... /:

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thanks! That’s a great suggestion

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“...Probably couldn’t” I.e not good enough for dogs affection. Round about way of proving my point.. but I’ll take it!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is he giving lessons? I’be never been interested in skateboarding, but I’m sure there’s a lot I can learn from him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you know that sunflowers can be used to treat radioactive waste?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You think that bed by the drivers seat is for the dog or the wifey?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doreoitos

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need that essay written by a guess woman about her sex life with an ask man!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D.. dickbutt?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Juice?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2