aster6

2598 pts ยท February 24, 2014


Narf

Bierbs

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Aerial kerfuffle

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Praise "Bob" and get Slack

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Don't touch the trim"

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kitty stopped drinking from the shower after we got a fountain. It's been a big improvement

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The defense quoted Mike Tyson, that's great.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you met Geoff the skeleton?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have rubbed skin off the backs of my hands from hand washing. Your grip matters

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Illegally smol

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This was me today. Husband is trying to sleep after night shift. I had an allergy headache ready to split my skull. I lasted half an hour at the playground before the heat got to bad. My kid has watched I don't know how many hours of TV.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or "do I not speak English anymore?"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whoops into the Pit

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 that's terrifying. That sounds like more than just adhd

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But there's never anything useful along with the decorative towel.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My in laws watch it all day. It's disgusting how they outright lie. The 6 o'clock local news is fairly normal, but the rest is propaganda

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That beaver eats Taco Bell!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I have to apply "it doesn't have to be good, it just has to be done"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://satwcomic.com/

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think they're setting a dislocated hip? That's my best guess

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/iTTqlnuXsL4 first I could find

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rich is the "Dick the Birthday Boy" so he will be a part of the internet forever

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you can, pick one charity or activity to help the community. Just do one thing a week to help. Even going to the park and picking garbage

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unresolved Sexual Tension? Idk

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got me some Nukie

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why are you special? Why do we need to be special to work a cash register? What is so special about any job? It's a job, not save a princess

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Strong Moose Sausage will keep you warm through the winter

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your efforts are appreciated. I'm glad you are with us

4 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Yes it will, cause then it's extra cool ? but yeah, electrical hazard

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Second largest rodent after capiberas

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's the technical tittle for that job at Disney

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0