backrideup9

260818 pts ยท January 23, 2018


Up my nose it is!

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm not paying by the hour for you 2 idiots to fuck around.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that one uses a Chevy Cobalt as a donor.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they come in right- handed?

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That 2nd sentence is why it'll never pass. That's a lot of bribe money in one place.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Billionaire Psychopath mildly annoyed by incident he, or his insurance company, could repair with the change on the floors of his other vacation homes. Will it make him not be a totalitarian cockwomble? Find out on page 5. (It's a working title)

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybit end up the same as the Georgia Guidestones.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only the 1st hit was unexpected. Hearing your friend laughing after doing it was confirmation it was going to happen as often as possible.

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats why conservatives hate them. Nobody wants to go raping/cheating and find out their victim has a bigger dick.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine. Anybody that uses AI to kill people or invest my money automatically get fucked in the neck by a chainsaw. Thats a fair trade off in my mind, because companies are not the people they employ and will continue to exist.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pleading the 5th means nothing to them since their lies are so ingrained they won't have to make up a story on the fly.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not enough fire, hope the real thing has more.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To maintain its vortex shape, be sure to spin your esophagus at the same RPM as the glass as you drink.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So instead of just talking to them like human beings, they went straight to treating them like an autistic child. Sounds exactly like a shit manager.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

New ACAB just dropped? AIAZ.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

All they did was make it easier for assholes to justify their bullshit, which was never really an issue for assholes anyway. Most of the data from #1 is already public record, and the Whitepages still exists. Just lie and say youre an R or stay unaffiliated.

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Not if you put them on backwards.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can afford ground beef? Lucky.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, with every bit of sincerity I can muster, if you want to, try this at home.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were never wearing masks.

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There are 2 urinals.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like y'all are still making Gym Jordan appear to testify, right? Right?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$13 is still highway robbery for 18 eggs.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She doesnt believe in outer space. You know why she's drinking paste.

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I have to believe that like 95% of this country can simple file a 1040 form if they just have a calculator. I only use like 10 lines on the whole form, why does anyone pay a service for something this simple?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 PROMOTED!!! to Colonel 100.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*currently

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your own intelligence and common sense, paired closely with the knowledge and willingness to fully reinstall your operating system every once in a while.

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