badmagic

22733 pts · May 7, 2015


If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all! Send me your best Rodney Dangerfield jokes?

fuck you lassann

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that’s going in my LNI folder.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eww

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Thanks for a good idea.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT! Build a better robot. Also maybe be explicit about how the robot cannot possibly murder you. Also hire me to help.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do-eee ken? First comes smiles, then lies.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are a smart man, and this still counts as being romantic.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro god bless you and good luck with all that. Science is an art.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Yea the internet ruined me.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Your Amazon package has been delivered.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

STAVVY!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/2 like a champ

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Technically... the baby doesn't breathe with lungs yet so it's just mainlining nicotine and rat poison into the bloodstream.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same! Is that not more stressful than dumping your hard work into the void?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Beth, no.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Booooooo

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God damnit

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!

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