22733 pts · May 7, 2015
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all! Send me your best Rodney Dangerfield jokes?
fuck you lassann
Well that’s going in my LNI folder.
Eww
Bwahaha https://youtu.be/YLTCVxjGNfo
Thanks for a good idea.
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT! Build a better robot. Also maybe be explicit about how the robot cannot possibly murder you. Also hire me to help.
Do-eee ken? First comes smiles, then lies.
You are a smart man, and this still counts as being romantic.
Bro god bless you and good luck with all that. Science is an art.
Sauce: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article274038075.html
Yea the internet ruined me.
Your Amazon package has been delivered.
STAVVY!
/2 like a champ
#1 Technically... the baby doesn't breathe with lungs yet so it's just mainlining nicotine and rat poison into the bloodstream.
Same! Is that not more stressful than dumping your hard work into the void?
Beth, no.
Can confirm
Booooooo
God damnit
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!
fuck you lassann
Well that’s going in my LNI folder.
Eww
Bwahaha https://youtu.be/YLTCVxjGNfo
Thanks for a good idea.
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT! Build a better robot. Also maybe be explicit about how the robot cannot possibly murder you. Also hire me to help.
Do-eee ken? First comes smiles, then lies.
You are a smart man, and this still counts as being romantic.
Bro god bless you and good luck with all that. Science is an art.
Sauce: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article274038075.html
Yea the internet ruined me.
Your Amazon package has been delivered.
STAVVY!
/2 like a champ
#1 Technically... the baby doesn't breathe with lungs yet so it's just mainlining nicotine and rat poison into the bloodstream.
Same! Is that not more stressful than dumping your hard work into the void?
Beth, no.
Can confirm
Booooooo
God damnit
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!