batlrar

76010 pts ยท November 2, 2012


I'm a skinny dude who likes bats and sometimes breaks reality. I don't think those two are related.

There's very noticeably more copy-paste in this issue - this must be where the time constraints started kicking in.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no wonder her brother was taking pictures.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My washing machine does, but it doesn't have a clock.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep! It makes your teeth white, but usually at the price of removing the outer protective layer of enamel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Campground" is a noun and it has lots of tense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone should put up a bunch of Braille signs that say "No stopping for any reason - heavily enforced by armed guards".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 looks like Luke and Leia, and the reason they were separated for so long.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, of course. Jeff Golbdloom.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever played Pepsi Man? After a while you lose all sense of cohesion of time and space.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They made a movie last year, and yes, there is at least one pineapple in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's see ... it goes onto this banana, which I guess we can just ... set aside and go at it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Torch all this worthless meteorology equipment! Now bring in the 30 year old History textbooks! We'll be the best news network in town!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you; that was important to the timeline.

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

Pretty rough. They're immune to gunfire.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are now my favorite marine biologist.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Number them 1 through 6, and then a relatively easily found one with an 8.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who worked in a library in the late '90s, I don't. (Okay, I do a little.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The tales say it can hear all, except for why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The meme has reached a point where the comedy comes from just reminding you that the meme exists. (I don't get it either, really)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Is this *really* an emergency? Irene gets mad when that door's alarm goes off."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the British Empire (as in the one that the sun never sets upon), and I guess at this point it's reached meta-meme status?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Howard the Duck it is! Oh what a great time we must be in for!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A chance between a cure for cancer and a zombie apocalypse? ... Talk about win-win!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This makes the whole thing so much better! I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then we'd vote for the Hitler clone who happens to be named "Anus McNipple" who vows to remove the Earth's core and eject it into space.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did you think they earned the title of "Duke"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so tired that my eyes didn't focus, and I thought you just wrote "Girl" which makes your comment double funny.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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