bayesiancuttlefish

4278 pts · November 20, 2016


No matter how much you love your company, it will never love you back.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially if they’re your mother.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean the International Squirrel Station? Seems sus…

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Her condition is incompatible with life”

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lunar analemma

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So many temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Shame really.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And one exec is doodling stars on a legal pad, another staring out the window at birds, one next to them is thinking about his high school junior prom, and how she dumped him at the end of the night, and one is thinking about the grilled cheese sandwich he’s gonna make at lunch…

It’s exhausting!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP, is there an extra charge for that type of self-inflicted stupidity?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acts of service love language is quite real.

1 year ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Be patient, another 5 billion or so years

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t Look Up!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubtful this is him, doesn’t look anything like Kevin Bacon.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pizza party for one.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who do?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Four hour on-site minimum, two hours travel time each way, double time for Sunday is 16 billable hours, net 15 days.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost a haiku there.

She’s small she’s pretty
And quite graceful and witty
But she'll shiv your spleen

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s completely disgusting

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I won an Oscar to do this shit ?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He knows the Elvish, he just didn’t know SHE knows it too.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

If the Gettysburg Address were written with a broken crayon

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the rest of their lives

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Falling with style

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it STILL went out of business!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A red circle could def help here…

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would you like to know more?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s neat how they send both sides at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0