beardomancer

11831 pts ยท September 5, 2013


I have a beard. You may touch it if, and only if, you have washed your hands. If you live in Houston and get this to the front page I'll take you to Freebirds for a burrito and a beer.

NZ-666

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MRW my wife says cutting my hair into a mohawk looks awesome

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Parenting win

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Have some nice upvote gifs

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MRW I walk through my dark apartment in the middle of the night

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I might have a problem

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Not sorry for potato

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Oddly accurate

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MRW my wife finishes the Star Wars novel she borrowed and enjoyed it

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MRW I have lost enough weight around my hips that I got an inch of length back

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It's my cake day

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MRW no one posts their weird fetishes on the 29th

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MRW my wife finally agrees to read a Star Wars novel

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Am i doing RHM right?

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MRW I'm stuck in the rain with no umbrella in my favorite suit

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To THE SJWs of the world, remember this

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Audio for your ears

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No worries.

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All your life's problems solved by giant robot cars

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Voltron is coming back in time to defend the Earth from Trump's inauguration

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MRW I am trying to get food out of my beard without anyone noticing

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