benderfreak

13181 pts ยท July 16, 2018


Oh sorry, that was supposed to say 'boobies'. I mean, we have those, If you're still interested.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have WW1 horror at home.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And a Honda. And a Mercedes. And a Ferrari. And a Bugatti. And a Porsche. And a Rolls Royce...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The republicans did a pretty good job in that matter, if you didnt notice until now...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Die. Oh wait, they are doing that already...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, roommates!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Epstein Files.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I heard he was eaten by a Dragon, not verified yet, just saying.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Actually conversation I Had in Australia:
"Is it venomous?"
*No, it's not. When they bitte you, you just get paralyzed for a few hours. And it hurts, like, a lot. But they are harmless."

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Statistically women live longer, so, as a man, you definitly should consider to transition!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay boomer.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

I almost had a stroke from reading that sentence. Almost put me in a comma.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 You mean the people who had slaves and lived on land stolen from the native americans and England? These people are the good guys compared to the current government?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Plus, you know, a hammer isn't the sharpest tool in a box.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The beer came in a dozen.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not good at what he's doing. Those straps hold basically nothing.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically every Rom-Com aimed for female audience is based around charakters that are in absolutely no financial need, like Sex and the city, Twilight, 50 shades of Grey or most Nicholas Sparks books.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"We're all in the same boat."
"Then stop drilling holes in it!"

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is an episode in "Malcolm in the middle" about it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he fall out of a window?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sie, this is just a note saying "I can do whatever I want."

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would cost extra.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well technically these are actors representing fictional charakters in a humourous comic-like entertainment format.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, I like your posts :p

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Of course, the ants are not the ones to be afraid of a fight, the termites on the other hand, have to be aware...

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0