We're not as nice as you nice folks think we are
I'm never going outside again
Winning
Middle aged, and my 1st echocardiogram. I think I'm doing pretty good.
I thought this was common knowledge....
goddamnit
Never in history have fewer fucks been given
I guess in hindsight my rakeaxe was a bad idea
Still trying to figure how to get even close to the front page
not lookin for karma or upvotes, just showin off my granddaughter April
I think an air traffic controler's daughter died of a drug overdose
This needs to happen
Tina Fey has never been sexier
MFW someone posts a 12 gif upload
The Good, The Bad, and The Minaj
I've been wrong before, but I've never been Al Gore-wrong.
azzhole cat
mrw... my nutsack sticks to my thigh