1826 pts ยท December 22, 2014
Note 121 days from when it was written is Dec.30 2:45pm
He forgot it was supposed to be a dishwasher that goes under the kitchen counter, clothes washer would be way to rambunctious in there
When you stub your toe in Super Smash Bros w/ 999% damage
"Alakablam"
Use a torch to heat up the bucket, expansion will break the vacuum seal and the hammer will now work 100% of the time.. 100% of the time
I'm still waiting for my package, damn slackers
That's Gre-ee-eea-ssy
TEST YOUR MIGHT
I had dial up until 2012
"Pimp my Sea-men"
Netflix & Shit
(Insert lame COD joke here)
This represents me so well! minus the second part
I tell you hwat, that boy ain't right
Did you... FINISH HER??
Awww shit
My "hangovers" just feel like when you wake up from a 2 hour nap and you don't even know what century you're in
Simmer down you two, you're getting the engine revved up
It doesn't freeze for me
And "tittle"
When your friends refuse letting you drink because they tell you "you had too much"
Scientists just can't figure it out!
Must be the Hotline Bling auditions, goth edition
Haha it was the same punchline everytime!
He's feeling the pro-pain
"Grandpa you're like school on Sundays" "School on Sundays?" "Yeah, no class"
As a Canadian it's Delissio
WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT, BRODY DON'T PAY FOR SHIT
I hope someone actually does this
Note 121 days from when it was written is Dec.30 2:45pm
He forgot it was supposed to be a dishwasher that goes under the kitchen counter, clothes washer would be way to rambunctious in there
When you stub your toe in Super Smash Bros w/ 999% damage
"Alakablam"
Use a torch to heat up the bucket, expansion will break the vacuum seal and the hammer will now work 100% of the time.. 100% of the time
I'm still waiting for my package, damn slackers
That's Gre-ee-eea-ssy
TEST YOUR MIGHT
I had dial up until 2012
"Pimp my Sea-men"
Netflix & Shit
(Insert lame COD joke here)
This represents me so well! minus the second part
I tell you hwat, that boy ain't right
Did you... FINISH HER??
Awww shit
My "hangovers" just feel like when you wake up from a 2 hour nap and you don't even know what century you're in
Simmer down you two, you're getting the engine revved up
It doesn't freeze for me
And "tittle"
And "tittle"
When your friends refuse letting you drink because they tell you "you had too much"
Scientists just can't figure it out!
Must be the Hotline Bling auditions, goth edition
Haha it was the same punchline everytime!
He's feeling the pro-pain
"Grandpa you're like school on Sundays" "School on Sundays?" "Yeah, no class"
As a Canadian it's Delissio
WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT, BRODY DON'T PAY FOR SHIT
I hope someone actually does this