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464 pts ยท February 4, 2020


Have you tried caramelising them?

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Handholding?! Utter perverts! Next thing you know they'll be dancing!

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hell of a lot more than have been given the name 'Goldthwait', that's for sure.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like 'grifter fleeing the sinking ship'.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That name was already taken. Besides, Sean Tejaratchi (creator of Liartown) actually has standards, ethics, and a track record of NOT sucking billionaire dicks.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he a Mighty Mrrphin' Power Ranger?

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was about to reply "Where they can't read it?!", then had a 'If those kids could read.jpg' moment

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If his asshole kids were smart, they'd make it a urinal and charge admission

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have said 'wank' when it got down to one tine. But otherwise, fuckin' funny :)

1 week ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

I didn't really follow the details, but I *think* she had a villain arc where she was attacked by a homeless person, and that made her lean right-wing / Trump-supporting, and since then somehow pivoted back (mostly?)

Quite simply, I don't care to look up the specifics of her story. I just remember thinking "welp, I don't GAF about her opinions now", so for the time being I just ignore any comment I see from her. There's plenty of other pundits and commentators who aren't that stupid.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's precisely why McFadden got fired after season 1 - she'd been complaining that the female characters, hers especially, seemed to be nothing more than decoration & possible love interests. The viewer pushback against Pulaski forced the producers to bring Crusher back.

I also can't help thinking that episode where Pulaski is aging prematurely until she figures out a cure was deliberately written to try and make her seem younger.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just making a joke on the typo :)

But yeah, I heard about the allegation. Before I read anything, I guessed maybe it was just coincidence, but after looking at the specific details it's pretty obvious they based it on his work and didn't acknowledge it.

And America actually has a first-world justice system; you get the best judge money can buy.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"The one where Mr Hands meets a unicorn"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, Wlat Dinsey, the faomus catoorn moivemaekr

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

From an ancient joke book I had as a kid:
Where did the Devil go when he lost his tail?
To a cheap hotel where they retail bad spirits.

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Try figuring out the punctuation for this:

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your Door - Walk 1000 Miles

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably a dumb question, but is there a brand that is easy to maintain / buy parts for? Or are they all being enshittified?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that an actual quote from Weir, or is it just a bullshit right-wing headline?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In fairness, Russia is literally *trying* to genocide Ukraine and would happily murder 100% of all Ukrainian children if possible (except for the ones they kidnap for sex slavery, or to prop up their declining birthrate)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd ask how to play Amputee Cornhole but I don't think I'd like the answer

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I think an easy demonstration of the difference between classic Trek (TOS through to ENT) and Kurtzman's Trash is to look at 'great speeches / dialogue scenes' clips on youtube. I have NEVER seen a single example of a brilliant, memorable speech or scene from the Kurtzman shows. They're mindless, forgettable rubbish.

That said, right-wingers will always bash progressive shows like Trek, even if they're well written. KurtzmanTrek just offers them ridiculously easy targets.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The writer didn't offer any background detail to those characters, and the artist took it literally

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about piranhas on xanax?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You've got the boldness of Spidey's villains right there

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My name ain't 'someone'; but yes, they're real. And he's said FAR dumber shit than this. Some are so soul-crushingly stupid that they'd melt your fucking brain.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The new Trek shows are made by Alex Kurtzman, an idiot whose understanding of Star Trek is that "it's so emotional". It isn't bad because it's 'woke' - Trek has ALWAYS been woke. Rather, it's bad because it's made by a fucking dumbass who thinks Trek is nothing more than a soap opera with lasers.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I seem to remember she's a voice actor and was never told she was being used to train an AI.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0