Took this on my way home today, still laughing
I don't usually approve of selfies, but I do appreciate a good shell-fie!
My dog sits on things and we don't know why. He likes to sit on people too.
When my girlfriend begged ME for sex for the first time.
They're a bit hairy, but still my favorite chips!
Found the 12 steps of becoming happy, and made it the 12 steps of pooping. This is exactly the process I go through when I'm poopin':
So this picture epitomizes my roommate, hasn't spoken a word to me in 4 weeks today, fun guy.
Religion aside, I'm extremely happy today and here's why:
Gets stuffed and makes me order a cuntwrap supreme instead of a normal crunchwrap supreme...
Any love for this little guy? Ring-necked snake (completely harmless)
Now that the Miley Cyrus stuff has blown over, I'd like to show a real twerker.
Inspirational Desktop Backgrounds
This probably needs to be reposted...
I really hope he drank it.
My attempt at a Kentucky Fried Pumpkin
My brand new baby turtle!! Any name suggestions?
My girlfriend is wanting to get in touch with her irish heritage, but is only 13%. This resonated with me so much.
The most underrated show ever. (I'm a guy)
My Grandpa just tried to googel Josh Evans and accidentally posted it to Facebook...
Now that the Miley Cyrus stuff has blown over, it's time for the professionals.
I want one!!!
Since you all love animal facts...
Sorry if you're a dog lover but this needs to be said.
It's that time of the night again!!!
After a long day today, this is the max effort I'm giving you.
I had a photoshop crave and a hilarious facebook picture of my friend...
My sister's new dog Frankie
Oh Gabourey....
So I like sloths...and bugging my friend...
Giraffic Park anybody? I think this was made for us...
Long but definitely worth the read.
Story of my life.
Wait....How?
The second my shift is over.
The last face was literally my reaction after reading this, then I saw the last face.
When my friend told me he hooked up with three different girls in one night.
It ended up still being awkward.
After posting twice and having both posts downvoted to 0 an hour later...
As a man, I like both of these things.
This is why I love sloths.
[OC] my version of the stahp! meme that should be brought back.
I hate it when my straw makes me feel stupid
Sarah Jessica Parker *Fixed*
It's that time of the night again...
mrw my girlfriend gives me backrubs
Oh Nigel...
What I wish I could do to drivers going under the speed limit....
yes. this is a baby sloth. yes, I love it.
I know you all will hate me but....
Serves it right.
The Sloth princesses