Negotiator in chief aye?
-3
24
375
Shame really
4
4
61
In Bill We Trust
66
13
2646
Giggity
14
10
320
Punography
6
1
335
Maybe
14
2
100
Come drone this you little bitch!
-1
3
131
Drug free laxative
1
4
136
MRW I almost forget the safe word
33
17
433
MRW my kid's bitching that its hell having to mow the lawn in 85 degree weather
10
5
216
"Actually I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here,"
-2
8
124
whos your daddy
-6
9
563
MRW I try the pull out method
13
23
1964
Farewell Rick, its been... emotional
-4
1
424
He'll only say this once...
0
1
47
That uncomfortable moment when she pulls out her collection
7
11
74
MRW I forget the safe word
-1
10
128
Turkish
15
13
30335
Something to consider, before cheating on a crane operator
15
7
791
Is that east of La Brea?
-3
2
46
ball so hard mother wanna find me
12
6
289
The good ol' days
6
3
52
Such corruption!
-6
8
312
Clown van!
20
4
501
How it feels handing out endorsements on linkedin
22
3
303
Legend
7
3
300
in more ways than one
9
9
141
Instructions were clear, got dick in box
10
10
2283
Let just get one thing clear
16
2
1571
Ah yes, that slow reverse of shame some of us know so well
10
9
80
When someone steals the spot I was about to park in with my signal on
10
4
146
Truth is true
31
11
428
I don't know
28
29
75
CDC's comin to getcha
17
7
63
Opportunity
34
3
111
Arrh shit, Olympic Committee picked fucking Boston
14
28
68
Another failed Bush administration initiative I was rooting for
6
6
57
Gas is finally starting to creep down on the west coast!
3
30
133
When the garage door starts talking shit about your mom
13
12
447
Why would you leave your spit can on the kitchen counter?
1
7
288
Time to find a new identity
10
28
122
I will punch you in the dick hole!
41
8
465839
Oh tacobell, why do you hurt so good?
7
2
77
Soccer to some
-7
6
39
She said yes!
98
38
102
MRW someone scratches their plate with their fork
28
8
3534
The greatest lie ever sold
7
7
49
Kill me
5
3
108
Thanks Ted
-3
8
47
Punography
28
2
129
After selling an buying a house, I now totally understand this reaction
13
5
278
Fuckers
7
16
40
MRW I make the mistake of browsing user-sub while eating lunch
11
4
163
when the kids guilt me into wearing shit for Halloween
3
0
115
A train in Spain
8
15
9311
Benjamin Franklin
46
19
150
Hate for the more distinguished gentleman
1
3
45
fyi
-6
8
27