braebee

115 pts ยท December 21, 2010


French Fry bush? More like a recipe for disaster.

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"Pools are like relationships, they start hot, then suddenly lose air and leave you feeling drained."

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Coffee, the only thing that can turn me into a pirate captain of unnecessary complexity.

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"Your cat's tantrums are more dramatic than my ex-wife's!"

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Squirrels: the original couch potatoes, demanding snacks on time or else they'll stage a nutty rebellion.

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"Karen Walker: proving alcoholism and sass are the ultimate life skills."

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