I, unlike any other person in the internet, am an overweight underachiever atheist 30-something overly critical and apolitical white male that has too much opinion for his own good.
I, unlike any other person in the internet, am an overweight underachiever atheist 30-something overly critical and apolitical white male that has too much opinion for his own good.
#1 That is not Roberto's middle finger! Ha-ha!
I don't speak Spider ASL, what are his opinions on Bird of Paradise?
This is the type of motherfucker who's still, to this day, fapping to victoria's secret catalogs.
#20 And they insist you do a photoshoot with a small mariachi man on your back.
#37 Ea-Nazir need to get his shit together, and by shit I mean to describe the quality of his copper.
#3 How many sigourneys would a Sigourney Weaver weave, if a Sigourney Weaver could sigourneys weave.
That is the dumbest love story I've ever heard in my life. A perfect 5/7.
#7 "So I told dog to do a silly walk he actually did it the absolute goodboy haha"
#38 I've heard americans call foreigners a lot of things, but "water" is a first.
#40 Baobab look like someone was drawing a giant veiny cock in class, but then the teacher showed up and they had to disguise it last second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAFbq75suM
The sun is a deadly laser.
Okay, someone post this with MGS bgs.
This is morbid as fuck pal, liking Tim Curry puts you in the exclusive club of everyone who watched movies from the mid 70's to the mid 00's
#1 "OOps I did it again, played with Rome's Czar, got asp in the game. Oh Tony Tony."
Burma wants to compete with Java.
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.
There's 2 kinds of people reacting to this: The "wowie, 'murica fuck yeah." and the "WOWIE! MURICAA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!"
To be fair these things make American Bald Eagles look like neutered sparrows, they could probably snatch smaller children with ease.
It's okay to sob when something makes you jump, hell, some people even cry when angels deserve to die.
Hitler was Austrian, Columbus was Italian, and there is no fucking way in hell Da Vinci is more famous than Julius Caesar.
If you take real good care of them they might take 7 years to flower, but rarely any less.
They have a rough time sprouting but once they do they are prettly low maintenance, if you don't mind the 15-20 years they'll take to fruit
Todo mundo quer jabuticaba, mas ninguém quer plantar jabuticabeiras.
É quarta-feira meus chapas.
#1 If polar bears and penguins coexisted, they would be endangered.
>be tort >weird monke take care >monke show tiny tort >da heck is tiny me >eat? >no >hat
This looks like a meme made by a grandpa who suddenly remembered a joke that he read in an e-mail chain in 1998, taken from a '84 playboy.
Dude looks like an elderly live action version of the puerile cartoon version of Nick Kroll.
"Bitch please!" -Matt Groening, creator of the Simpsons.