captainbeardtastic

6132 pts · May 11, 2014


I'm only writing something here because otherwise Imgur says it's safe to assume that I like cats. Which I don't.

Because cats are terrible creatures and their owners need to be taken down a peg.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

At least Rowling actually finished her work and didn’t take 20 years to still not finish it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it better than the Weekdy at Coachella?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter > Song of Ice and Fire.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I know you’re not a dog. That’s why I’m trying to improve you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I freaking love Frozen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Propaganta

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having 1 cat makes you crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Halloween is over. It’s Christmas time now!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh football friend!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we Americans have come to view you Brits as being more sophisticated then us.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I believe there's no such thing as cat breeds, only different coloured spawns of Satan.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

It's mostly just pictures of my dick.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a cat, so, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see that you, too, like to take the highway to the danger zone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TN has one that says "Drive Hammered, Get Nailed". Which I'm pretty sure is how Jesus died.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An adequate amount of cats is 0 cats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Somehow I think the liquor will be needed to kiss any of those lips.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

That's because Martin is a lazy writer who's taking way too long to write his books.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit. Now I have Dionne Warwick in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to assume your typo is that you're using a D850?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the Graham Norton Show.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Saw a post for an accounting job that said "BS Required" "3-5 years experience" "proficiency in excel" "Pay caps at "28,500". Ugh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with the chips stacked in the President's favour, he still manages to lose.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they about to go 88 miles per hour?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This speaks to me on so many levels.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

This is how I feel when my roommate's cat tries to come in my room.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's like saying "I like reading the Book of Mormon better than the Bible."

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

New number. Who dis?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0