Buckle up, here comes a dump
Cryptography is a passion of mine
Inspiring last words
Doctor Strange gives a young Beast a lesson on taking the easy way
Thought I'd post some Trigun
Just go with it, Milo
MRW everybody glares at me
Transition tug-of-war
Adulthood in two sentences
Relaying the tale of a drive-thru fellatio session
My friends occasionally take issue with my flippant nature
MRW my incompetent associate's watching me work and I've gotta go pee
The one flaw in an otherwise brilliant plan
Plump Dump
The four basic food groups
Get dumped
People often ask me how I got in their homes
Imagine a world where this could be said without any sass
MRW the new guy trips over his own pants or whatever
A dump for you
Fozzie tells all
Trust me. I'm a sexy doctor.
The end of my semester nears, and I'm dreading finals
Y'all want a dump?
She likes to have it pounded
Overwatch peeps drawing on Genji's face
Alfred ain't havin' none of that
Larry David, pretending to be Bernie Sanders, talking about Clinton
It could happen to youuuuu
Watch One Punch Man. It's fun.
Cool motive, bro
It feels so right
Communication is key
Justifying my nature
A reasonable theory
You do you, kid.
Star Wars deleted scenes are the shizzle fizzle
Avatar love
Interesting alternate universe Spideys Part 2
Goku's got two kids and he's never kissed a girl
Matilda got real, son
The child has a valid point
This just in: Harry Potter is a dick
Usopp's great at impressions
I love America.
Do the thing, dudes
Talkin' 'bout marraige, yo
Their marriage inspires.
Toph tells it so well
A valid response
Just being neighborly
Cookie Monster philosophizing at an art museum