What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
I collect cool T-shirt’s
I’m drunk, this is funny
I have a guest
I’m not as good with words as he is
He’s mad at me for not letting him play in the snow part 2
Ferocious pibble
He is upset because I won’t let him play in the snow
They do
Will someone send this to my boyfriend’s ex wife for me?
Wrote my boyfriend a note...
They are good dogs, though
Looking for friendly advice
No, they aren’t related
Life as a property manager part 3!
When your mom discovers emojis
I made it to the front page with a Swiss roll and learned a few things (Little Debbie Dump)
Life as a property manager part 4!
The best feeling in the world
Can’t believe I just had to google this
Dog sister
When I ask her to please stop trying to make out with me
HAD A NOT SO GREAT WEEK BUT THEN SS DELIVERS!!
We took our fish in to Hardee’s
Cuddly puppy enclosed
Reminder that today is the day of the Stans
A dump of a bunch of stuff I stole
Funniest autocorrect I’ve seen
Dump of things I’ve stolen (2)
This is fine
Revival listening party
Sandy cheeks wrangling the Alaskan Bull Worm in 2001
The story of Jude
My plans for the summer
I ugly laughed
My favorite kind of trolls on the internet
Why do people make it so complicated?
Want some cheese with that whine?
Snitches get stitches
Life as a property manager part 2
I mean.. yeah he should
Co-parenting sucks
When you realize you still got it...
Spongebob is a phony, a big fat phony
What if?
#BillyMadisonForPresident2016
lola
Shouldn't break the bank too much
This is what having a best friend is all about.
Just be ready
Happy belated 29th birthday!
FLIPPIN' SWEET!
THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.
When you find kittens outside
Hell yeah!
Nerds unite!