cbizzle

428 pts ยท October 15, 2011


Missed opportunity - could have beaten off 15 police officers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 6 of the food related ones framed on my kitchen wall... I love you, Olenick!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is around the corner from my house... Can confirm that all Perth drivers are this terrible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm aware; doesn't make it any less badass though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hopefully someone more GIFted than I am will oblige... Not that you can see it all that well with the splashing and whatnot...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

MRW hitting on @TheBOULDER...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

As an Australian... Yeah... Nah.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a brutally honest woman, can confirm.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that Boulder. THAT IS A NICE BOULDER.

11 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 2

Hamish Blake, you da real MVP

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like your "friends" are superficial dicks, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've said before and I'll say it again... I want young Clint Eastwood's babies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 would perch on.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a band here in Australia called the superjesus...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents use donga, I think it was a more popular term in the 70s... "Dud root" is still my favourite Aussie expression.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

But seriously, let's make babies.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the panties.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just one problem - the skeleton is too awesome to fill the shelves with books and cover it up!

12 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

Panties = gone. Oh my...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dem ears... My ovaries will never be the same again.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think Calvin's dad is talking out of his crotch in the last frame?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Chloe, and it was my birthday yesterday too! Wish the mayor of Ottawa could have gotten me out of work!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

West Straya represent! I mean, how wonderful that my home state is getting recognition on imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Girls often refers to guys as cute when they do cute things. Don't take offense, it just means she likes you!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm above average for Australia! Woo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed! I'm a former thrower, and I can safely say there isn't a single flattering shot of me mid-throw haha

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Add "and if they don't, they're not worth knowing" and you've got it spot on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "cry every time".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they all had lemonade... The end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0