"let's do Eskimo kisses"
Oh snap
The world ain't all butterflies and pixie dust
Why I'm always falling short.
Want to play a game?
Use Fly!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Marriage advice
Cheers
"...cause if she messes up my order, I don't want to tell her twice."
If only Jack didn't make you want to bang and impregnate that ugly chick in the first place...
Jessica Biel
Pizza box humor
it's the breast belt ever.
Another repost
Freddie
No Starfucks given
I was arrested for pulling my wand in Hyde Park
Who had one of these?
THERMAL THROTTLING INTENSIFIES
Picture of an man that was imprisoned for 40 years after being told by the judge he was innocent.
Check that out
And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
Highway to the DMZ
Hard hats required.
Better pedal to the nearest hospital to soothe that burn.
"the last boat ride i was on was in 1944, and it was a lot scarier than this"
Game, Blouses!
Fuck Sharknado's the real concern is Cownado's
Nice to know
How in hell did you get "Dick" from"Richard"? -- you ask him nicely
Not only is Didier Drogba an incredible player, he is an inspiring humanitarian. He temporarily ended the Ivorian Civil War. By asking.
Tomorrow, I'm getting fired.
Ice crizzle in the hizzle
Scott didn't deserve her.
100% successful jeans transfer rate
How do you like dem Snapples...
We will be taking a vote to change Water St. to Under Water St. All in favor?
STD: space transmitted disease
Anyone think it's held open by a hoop earing?
Being on imgur is ok. Being on imgur when you have a final in 6 hours is not.
We have the best Asians.
Not just vegetables. Pigs will eat anything. Great for getting rid of bodies.
And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
Poor guy didn't break the record. Only came in turd.
To the rescue
No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as this duck
Everybody poops
Hidden message
7. Dry sandpaper tongue that could take the paint off a Cadillac.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Tell him about your Lord and Savior...he'll break that eye contact quick enough.
Scumbag driver speeds up to pass you, gets in front, and then proceeds to drive slower than you were
"I just can't wait to be king" is playing constantly in his head
she's going down, I'm yelling Kember
Can You Wall Build?
"Fuck you thomas you round headed shit" -Terence Tractor Phd.
Reddit: "The layout may be confusing, but the porn is easier to find."