cleetaurus

3309 pts ยท September 16, 2012


I am drunk. I am usually drunk

Quite flattering.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go big or go home

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...you're saying theres a chance?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping Santa comes up my chimney is all.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i had a decent pic of me with a shirt on I would've posted it but it's 355 pitch black and I had to use my best one. I tagged it douche.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

saw the 3 seasons on Netflix, want more.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL CLEETAURUS

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you put a glass of water in the microwave while you reheat the pizza then it won`t dry out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you put a glass of water in the microwave while you reheat the pizza then it won`t dry out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All hail Cleetaurus.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MRW my friends and I are high and I know where the food is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I was drunk and only the drive thru was open so I jumped on a strangers back and he made car noise. They didn't let us order.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey this is my facebook cover photo, without the lasers.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like on chicken wings or ribs?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought a pair of amazing headphones on sale for 40 dollars and I can't hear the difference in them and my friends beats.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo where all the white men at.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I need a calender to remind me when mothers day is and these men take time out of their schedule to make this sign. Amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love how they just accept it, it's not like they can fly or anything.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NAAAAAAHHHH NAAHHHH NAHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHH

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish have teeth?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seriously, fuck off.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't of laughed, but I laughed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you tried putting the hose on it?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, we seent them ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro, how about instead of working, you come chill with me and have a few brewskis.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He did get to see dem titties. I guess he won that round.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't need to, I loved it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever been so friendzoned that you let the girl stay on a door by herself and died in freezing water?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was younger my friend and I sat on a door and there was plenty of room, she is indeed a greedy bitch

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is a very clear gif, congrats.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0