3309 pts ยท September 16, 2012
I am drunk. I am usually drunk
Quite flattering.
go big or go home
So...you're saying theres a chance?
I'm hoping Santa comes up my chimney is all.
If i had a decent pic of me with a shirt on I would've posted it but it's 355 pitch black and I had to use my best one. I tagged it douche.
saw the 3 seasons on Netflix, want more.
ALL HAIL CLEETAURUS
If you put a glass of water in the microwave while you reheat the pizza then it won`t dry out.
All hail Cleetaurus.
MRW my friends and I are high and I know where the food is.
One time I was drunk and only the drive thru was open so I jumped on a strangers back and he made car noise. They didn't let us order.
Oh hey this is my facebook cover photo, without the lasers.
Like on chicken wings or ribs?
I bought a pair of amazing headphones on sale for 40 dollars and I can't hear the difference in them and my friends beats.
Yo where all the white men at.
I need a calender to remind me when mothers day is and these men take time out of their schedule to make this sign. Amazing.
I love how they just accept it, it's not like they can fly or anything.
NAAAAAAHHHH NAAHHHH NAHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHH
Fish have teeth?
Seriously, fuck off.
I shouldn't of laughed, but I laughed.
Have you tried putting the hose on it?
Don't worry, we seent them ;)
Bro, how about instead of working, you come chill with me and have a few brewskis.
He did get to see dem titties. I guess he won that round.
You don't need to, I loved it.
You ever been so friendzoned that you let the girl stay on a door by herself and died in freezing water?
When I was younger my friend and I sat on a door and there was plenty of room, she is indeed a greedy bitch
It is a very clear gif, congrats.
Quite flattering.
go big or go home
So...you're saying theres a chance?
I'm hoping Santa comes up my chimney is all.
If i had a decent pic of me with a shirt on I would've posted it but it's 355 pitch black and I had to use my best one. I tagged it douche.
saw the 3 seasons on Netflix, want more.
ALL HAIL CLEETAURUS
If you put a glass of water in the microwave while you reheat the pizza then it won`t dry out.
If you put a glass of water in the microwave while you reheat the pizza then it won`t dry out.
All hail Cleetaurus.
MRW my friends and I are high and I know where the food is.
One time I was drunk and only the drive thru was open so I jumped on a strangers back and he made car noise. They didn't let us order.
Oh hey this is my facebook cover photo, without the lasers.
Like on chicken wings or ribs?
I bought a pair of amazing headphones on sale for 40 dollars and I can't hear the difference in them and my friends beats.
Yo where all the white men at.
I need a calender to remind me when mothers day is and these men take time out of their schedule to make this sign. Amazing.
I love how they just accept it, it's not like they can fly or anything.
NAAAAAAHHHH NAAHHHH NAHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHH
Fish have teeth?
Seriously, fuck off.
I shouldn't of laughed, but I laughed.
Have you tried putting the hose on it?
Don't worry, we seent them ;)
Bro, how about instead of working, you come chill with me and have a few brewskis.
He did get to see dem titties. I guess he won that round.
You don't need to, I loved it.
You ever been so friendzoned that you let the girl stay on a door by herself and died in freezing water?
When I was younger my friend and I sat on a door and there was plenty of room, she is indeed a greedy bitch
It is a very clear gif, congrats.