clockworkninjaRSA

485 pts · January 5, 2017


My wife also makes up cute words like "feminism" and "patriarchy". I just smile, slap her ass and send her to "empower" herself in the kitchen again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I hate this one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call wet dreams Drizzt

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About fucking time.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm white and thought racism was disappearing. Then I married a non white woman, and had 2 mixed babies. The amount of time I had to deal with crying kids because the kids next door refused to play with them, calling them names etc made me realise that us white people have no idea how bad it still is. Knowing there is nothing I can do about pisses me off. My kids are friendly and just want to play but they are too dark to have friends apparently.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like every Apple Mac using, vegan graphic designer I've ever met

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are all those cops so fat? Is this normal in US? How are they supposed to chase criminals on foot?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The floor is lava world champion right there

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a chef, that's a food stylist. Both work with food but I'm different ways and for different reasons.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The most overrated and unfunny human ever to live. I just don't get the way people worship him.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is true. I get almost none of my usual recommendations in my feed anymore. It's all right wing crap. Mostly what I do now is just click on Don't Recommend Channel. Then I get recommended other idiotic right wingers. I'm not even American, I don't care for their fake democracy. I just want to watch some gaming and woodworking.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the 90s in this case just means exactly 1990, which technically is still the 80s. The good stuff only started around 1992

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I know I'm going to hate it, but it's not meant for me. I'm still taking my daughter to see it and I'll pretend that I had a good time anyway (if she enjoys it) and we will talk about it afterwards while drinking pink millshakes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyday Imgur is one step closer to Tumblr.....

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

He was too handsome to be actually funny too. What freaky mutation is this?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never had pasted potatoes before. Is it similar to mashed potatoes?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nintendo's lawyers are already starting the paperwork.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

America is a Walking dead and Handsmaid Tale crossover that nobody wanted

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's because he's not an American invention.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so very disappointed for a while there, hoping that at the end it would be a joke

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't wait for the MAGAs to cry about people sacrificing their unborn children to Satan. The bible belt's buying new pearls to clutch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you not know that the gays™ originate from the dark side of the moon?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I accept these cute pics of Ahrmani

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not defending the police, but she admitted to slapping him in the face twice. That's counts as fuck around and find out to me.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Tweets are not memes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2