I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt. What am I?

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the train signal isn't working

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Every time I attempt to be 'sexy'

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80

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/08/23/Car-thief-stops-for-owner-at-crosswalk-fight-follows/2971377280048/

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Giving that cockroach a cock-approach.

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Booty had me like:

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ALL HAIL HYPNODOG

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