cmpalmer

4517 pts · April 28, 2015


They had “corn” (which means any grain), they did not have maize, a New World crop that we know call corn.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh god, me, too. I love it, but I dread watching it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suga’

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, not all of them. But some years have more than others.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swans are fluffy killer dinosaurs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can maintain 60mph on a 5% uphill grade and doesn’t have any gears to shift.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite video since they heyday of the 80’s and 90’s.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemons aren’t bitter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in the past two days ago when the lord has really made my life a long one ☝️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a physics pun.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You misspelled park bench

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just remember 1-1-1-1 and stop buying Biscuick or pancake mix.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't really need butter to cook on nonstick pan. Good with ripe bananas or blueberries added to batter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easiest pancake recipe: 1 cup flour, 1 cup milk, 1 egg, 1 pinch of salt. Add a little sugar if you like (I don't) and/or vanilla extract.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meetings will continue until we figure out why productivity is down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you weren't supposed to cook Italian water in redneck skull bashers?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hitler comparison

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tonic water and a twist of lime is my go to avoidance for people saying "Why aren't you drinking?" Plus usually free if you're the DD.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new White House front door...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite place to get them calls them Spiderburgers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theon!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the excitement of tax law with the thrill of double-entry bookkeeping.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I did, too. First teacher that I was positive knew less about a subject than I did.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he grades your tests, ask for a second opinion because you don't trust his judgement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dubstep is what I thought music of the future would sound like when I was young.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya gotta film it in case something goes wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grandma?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was purchased from Woodcraft, which does not stock Brazilian rosewood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0