commentsivehadafew

5206697 pts · May 9, 2017


No dress rehearsal, this is our life.

Got the media to stop talking about Epstein.

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So dangerous. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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Um, I believe a banana is the appropriate point of comparison

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Well now I have

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When it comes to mountain climbing, they’re definitely the…um…best?

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Your moment of zen

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When he goes they’ll be tripping over each other to denounce him

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The ball pit was a cesspool

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I can hear the modem connecting in this picture

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None of them imagined this would be their 15 minutes of fame

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Not gonna lie - I wasn’t sure where that sentence was going

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“My mask is up here”

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Even better to be a gardener in a garden

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Need to get money out of politics for that to happen

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Stupid is as stupid does

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Huh. I always thought the Earth was bigger than the moon.

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OK boomerang

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I smell youl

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Math checks out

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Imagine making your whole identity about hating others

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Must be moving very slowly - I can barely see any movement

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No way that could lead to violence

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Plus, shelters generally don’t like it if you donate fireworks

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