2392 pts · March 4, 2016
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The worst version is I used to have a target giftcard that doubled as an mp3 player with built in retractable headphones
Congrats, more knots I’ll never remember
Did anybody else hear a sonic springpad go boing with that jump?
One point lost for being slightly off center on the heat, causing the gradient of browning? Or am I off my mark?
Thicc like a Pixar mom
I will take Detroit and their unset gluten proteins before I will take Chicago. Side note: my grandma used to make this thing she called “salmon pizza” as an appetizer at Christmas. It took me years to realize it was basically a deconstructed lox bagel made using flatbread
Understandable. West coast pizza is a whole nother breed from east coast pizza. Let alone bringing other crust styles into the equation. NY, Detroit, pan, thin, classic, deep dish, etc. But brands like California Pizza Kitchen, dominoes, etc all have a thin crust that’s like eating a saltine cracker. If you tried to cut wedges, the crust would look like you ran over a box of cheezits in your car. Heck, they literally make a cheezit brand frozen pizza now
Thin, especially cracker crusts, tend to not be as saucy anyway so it’s not an issue
A square cut is common on thin crusts, especially what I’ve dubbed “cracker crust”
He’s saying the motorcycle is scaring the fish away. He thinks it’s fascinating that it’s been modded to grip the ice but kindly asked him to F** off so he can continue fishing in silence
That is not a plunge, that is a gentle descent at best
Could’ve been pistachio for all I could tell 🤷🏻♂️
Is it sweet or savory. Context doesn’t provide
Ngl I was hoping for just a wasp nest or something
Maybe it should’ve been 1/4tsp
Capybara was kung fu fighting! Those teeth were fast as lightning
I like how the core of the phone had to offgas a couple times
I realize the human isn’t the point of the post but the freckles on the gal in #4 are rather choice
I like how the bus driver was warning him like “watch out watch out!”
Is this for snackies? Nope not snackies. I’ll just lay on it then
If by following you mean hitching a ride, then sure
Amazing how thoroughly we can butcher a saying given enough time
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZThvMXBxbDZvOXIxcm9mdW1oaWwxNnVxcWNneG90d3J1ZmMyNWVjMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU/200w.mp4
This feels like it belongs in the Rick and Morty cable episode
#31 I wonder if this started out being about the alcoholic proof, especially since the British have puddings that aren’t sugary confections. Like if I’m eating something called “blood pudding”, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone was like “the secret ingredient is bourbon”
Love a good helicopter tail
I’m your Mothah!!!
You’re right, that does appear to be a river spirit
Give her a cavern to hoard
But then how will I rub it on my hash browns?
The worst version is I used to have a target giftcard that doubled as an mp3 player with built in retractable headphones
Congrats, more knots I’ll never remember
Did anybody else hear a sonic springpad go boing with that jump?
One point lost for being slightly off center on the heat, causing the gradient of browning? Or am I off my mark?
Thicc like a Pixar mom
I will take Detroit and their unset gluten proteins before I will take Chicago. Side note: my grandma used to make this thing she called “salmon pizza” as an appetizer at Christmas. It took me years to realize it was basically a deconstructed lox bagel made using flatbread
Understandable. West coast pizza is a whole nother breed from east coast pizza. Let alone bringing other crust styles into the equation. NY, Detroit, pan, thin, classic, deep dish, etc. But brands like California Pizza Kitchen, dominoes, etc all have a thin crust that’s like eating a saltine cracker. If you tried to cut wedges, the crust would look like you ran over a box of cheezits in your car. Heck, they literally make a cheezit brand frozen pizza now
Thin, especially cracker crusts, tend to not be as saucy anyway so it’s not an issue
A square cut is common on thin crusts, especially what I’ve dubbed “cracker crust”
He’s saying the motorcycle is scaring the fish away. He thinks it’s fascinating that it’s been modded to grip the ice but kindly asked him to F** off so he can continue fishing in silence
That is not a plunge, that is a gentle descent at best
Could’ve been pistachio for all I could tell 🤷🏻♂️
Is it sweet or savory. Context doesn’t provide
Ngl I was hoping for just a wasp nest or something
Maybe it should’ve been 1/4tsp
Capybara was kung fu fighting! Those teeth were fast as lightning
I like how the core of the phone had to offgas a couple times
I realize the human isn’t the point of the post but the freckles on the gal in #4 are rather choice
I like how the bus driver was warning him like “watch out watch out!”
Is this for snackies? Nope not snackies. I’ll just lay on it then
If by following you mean hitching a ride, then sure
Amazing how thoroughly we can butcher a saying given enough time
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZThvMXBxbDZvOXIxcm9mdW1oaWwxNnVxcWNneG90d3J1ZmMyNWVjMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU/200w.mp4
This feels like it belongs in the Rick and Morty cable episode
#31 I wonder if this started out being about the alcoholic proof, especially since the British have puddings that aren’t sugary confections. Like if I’m eating something called “blood pudding”, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone was like “the secret ingredient is bourbon”
Love a good helicopter tail
I’m your Mothah!!!
You’re right, that does appear to be a river spirit
Give her a cavern to hoard
But then how will I rub it on my hash browns?