coprolite

77998 pts · September 9, 2011


The lion's share of eternity will not involve you. The energy that you borrowed from the universe will be returned. Somehow, life is possible. And then it made you! That's crazy! I was here! You are there! Good luck! People sometimes call me a piece of shit. But why? It is not (usually) because of what I say. People who understand this are members of a secret nerd Imgur club. Members are inducted automatically by making a comment reply to me that indicates their understanding. coprolite's Imgur Secret Club Members, from newest to oldest: https://imgur.com/user/maamby https://imgur.com/user/ialmostforgotihaveadhd https://imgur.com/user/BobHubert https://imgur.com/user/FlyingTigerRose https://imgur.com/user/HypnagogicHallucinations https://imgur.com/user/footballnate https://imgur.com/user/imakesoap https://imgur.com/user/etcnotect https://imgur.com/user/GendouLovesDucklings https://imgur.com/user/ColonelSamanthaCarter https://imgur.com/user/SkyRatBeam https://imgur.com/user/stevelepastis https://imgur.com/user/ForTheBestReally https://imgur.com/user/MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions https://imgur.com/user/thebirdsnake3916 https://imgur.com/user/bloodyyanks https://imgur.com/user/MrSmilingDeath https://imgur.com/user/DougTheLlama https://imgur.com/user/tuckerx78 https://imgur.com/user/RobertfacePlant https://imgur.com/user/katolu https://imgur.com/user/nrauhauser https://imgur.com/user/RenamonFoxx https://imgur.com/user/Cptelectricfeel https://imgur.com/user/Wexlan https://imgur.com/user/DannyDLC https://imgur.com/user/Macuahuitl https://imgur.com/user/LikeJDlovesTurk https://imgur.com/user/MornieAlantie https://imgur.com/user/JeffSucks https://imgur.com/user/MotherfuckinGoats https://imgur.com/user/TheStoatMcGoats https://imgur.com/user/PatellaMeImHumerus Best compliment I have received: https://i.imgur.com/BvAPHfn.jpg Check out https://imgur.com/user/sindhoorella/posts they post tons awesome under-appreciated oc DON'T BE INTELLECTUALLY LAZY ABOUT THINGS YOU CLAIM ARE IMPORTANT Always ask what is it that you are not seeing Technology changes society faster than society can react to being changed. This is the creator of imgur: http://imgur.com/user/alan This is allegedly the first ever post on imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/s2Z03 But there is also this one: http://imgur.com/gallery/w3cmS more history: https://imgur.com/t/upvotes_for_everyone/SjQKq9B

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shuf

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Darth Souls

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hairballs

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crystal caviar

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so I just saw Noah

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rotten castle

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Melee Gandalf

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I love when Eowyn removes her beard to reveal she is no man

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Emergency saucer separation for LNI

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mondays be like

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12th Century Sheela Na Gig carving from England

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Gordon Ramsay tweeted a potato of his elite helicopter. He apparently flies Airwolf.

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Before he was Malcolm Reynolds, he was Minnesota Ryan in Saving Private Ryan

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a bunch of split tongues

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mikey beans taking the big squeeze

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Scientists announce revolutionary therapy involving fecal transplants

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Deadly Desserts by Scott Hove

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someone wanted this fella but the post disappeared

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OC LNI Batman hallucination gif

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My gf and I decided to go sexy for Halloween

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a prototype of NASA's next-gen spacesuit

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He-Gassen (屁合戦), or 'farting competition'; vs cat

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In an alternate reality (the real one), Joffrey Baratheon works with a puppet show

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It snowed all day today.  An attempt was made.

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Klimt's "The Kiss" on a destroyed building somewhere in Syria

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Lena Headey as Ma-Ma from Judge Dredd

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My GF's take on "sexy costume"

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OC I always said my cat Max is a spoiled princess, and then this happened

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A Chinese "doctor's doll"

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