coridite

5248 pts · March 17, 2018


And that’s when they remembered they forgot to install the drain plug.

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Would have also accepted “man almost kicked to death in the face“

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Red dead II?

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Or electricity

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Never skip tail day!

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If only there was a way to rotate photos.

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The real treasure are the rich guys who have squandered their fortunes there for 200 years.

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What a bunch of junk. Let me come haul all that away for you.

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They are going to find the treasure this week. I know it!

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I heard he ran aground in the Chesapeake Bay.

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Ni

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Keep that bird away from tennis courts!

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Catapult!

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Tru story. We can’t confirm until 24 hours before. If you cancel within 24 hours we still charge you. FU-Haul.

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Shrodenger: So I was about to make a salad when…

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And I can only assume it was immediately killed, chopped into pieces, the pieces burned, and the ashes sealed in a titanium sphere.

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Multi-stage Mentos and Diet Coke technology.

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Oh when he sees this he’s going to be sooooo mad. Probably pack up his toys and go home.

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Operator AF!

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He turned a cantilever into a CANilever.

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I saw this on a license plate. A year later I saw the same car but they had fixed the spelling. I have pictures.

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Don’t forget about the memes too. Devastating.

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Now hear me out… tons and tons of bird seed. Birds are the mortal enemy of jet engines!!

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Just remember that pattern baldness is hereditary. Eventually he will look freshly shorn.

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Are we still going to send the $10 billion if its a new puppet government in a few days? Asking for a friend.

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I remember the day I installed the sound-blaster card in my 286 clone and had actual sound to play Wolfenstein.

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It would be a shame if someone came in there and touched stuff and moved it around.

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That’s how I recognized it. I’m the same way.

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