daMinz

26594 pts ยท May 31, 2016


If this gets to the front page, I'll buy OP a pizza.

I mean, I can't judge. I've burnt jello

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe we are tired of remakes. Make an original story then complain when no one interested.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like our education system doesn't teach us any freaking history.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention there was just a fucking mass shooting at the Miller factory.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fell into this YouTube hole. Found a channel called "Ask A Mortician". It is both fun and informative.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had to drive an hour each way, but I got to vote 2/2.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was somewhat fortunate enough to have just moved out of a small town and was still registered there. I didnt get my absentee ballot & 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Remember friends, color corrections cost around $300. Put the box dye down!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do you sell anything online?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well my boyfriend who lives with me decided that we should just be friends while in quarantine. So not great.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same my so borrowed my car to visit his friends out of state. I had to freaking push my car to the gas station when he got home.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't see myself as an alcoholic, and stuffing my face with gross fast food. I see my retirement plan

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an overweight woman dating someone gorgeous, I felt this a bit. Idk what I'm feeling, but I feel this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think the clouds makes it look extra cool. Dont sell yourself short

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct. As a woman myself, whoever tells you otherwise can suck my dick.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Big dicks are like communism. Great in theory. Horrible in execution.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure when they do it it's cute, but when I do it I'm labeled the "weird cousin" and not invited on the next girls trip

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently 1 dead, 5 injured

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was that Ke$ha?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They stopped delivering everything, cheese included

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aparently you can reach the front page with big balls as well

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Granted, in 1916 tanks were actually really pointless machines that kept falling into trenches and couldn't get out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they still want to sell us purses

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Farm Fresh Atlas & Imperfect produce work with local farmers to buy ugly food and deliver it to you. Haven't tried it, but it seems nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure it's cute when he doesn't know how to use his trunk, but when i go to a sushi place and can't use chopsticks then I'm an abomination

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

All boobs look better in a bra than naked. That's half the point of wearing a bra.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 16

She just licked her lips and got her lipstick perfect. I'd sell my soul for that

7 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3