39773 pts · February 1, 2013
Am dane. Am dude
"Tax returns"
Y'all have been saying this for years. I'm just over here wondering what "imminent death" means ...
A super freaking lot!
It's not rape when the president does it /S
At it stands i can retire at 70. Yeah, no. Not going to do that. My plan is to reduce my work hours drastically at 60 to, say, 10 hours a week. That way i can collect a small paycheck from my workplace while collecting supplementary income from my local council. How's that possible? Have a small-ish disability. Oh - and live in Denmark.
This is giving me Lapwood.
Um ... This checks a lot of boxes ...
Coming soon to AITA
The other day a female friend said this to me: "Dadanedude, In my experience I can feel comfortable, safe and appreciated around maybe 1,5% of the men i've met in my life. You are definitely in the 1,5%".
The
CAN YOU SAY "GATO"!!!?
Uses the same amount of electricity as a small village.
The small town i live in was first mentioned in historic documents in 1299. My country's name? Carved in fucking rune stones 300 years earlier. You're not special!
Well my parents took a MyHeritage dna test and found out they were fourth cousins. No issue at all.
#50 wait wait! THE Bill Watterson?
She's Japanese woman you dork ass losers.
I fucking knew this would be an answer 😅
Labiae?
ORCACAWANADA
"Look at those three idiots" - Bird
That'swhatshesaid.gif
"Tax returns"
Y'all have been saying this for years. I'm just over here wondering what "imminent death" means ...
A super freaking lot!
It's not rape when the president does it /S
At it stands i can retire at 70. Yeah, no. Not going to do that. My plan is to reduce my work hours drastically at 60 to, say, 10 hours a week. That way i can collect a small paycheck from my workplace while collecting supplementary income from my local council. How's that possible? Have a small-ish disability. Oh - and live in Denmark.
This is giving me Lapwood.
Um ... This checks a lot of boxes ...
Coming soon to AITA
The other day a female friend said this to me: "Dadanedude, In my experience I can feel comfortable, safe and appreciated around maybe 1,5% of the men i've met in my life. You are definitely in the 1,5%".
The
The
CAN YOU SAY "GATO"!!!?
Uses the same amount of electricity as a small village.
The small town i live in was first mentioned in historic documents in 1299. My country's name? Carved in fucking rune stones 300 years earlier. You're not special!
Well my parents took a MyHeritage dna test and found out they were fourth cousins. No issue at all.
Well my parents took a MyHeritage dna test and found out they were fourth cousins. No issue at all.
#50 wait wait! THE Bill Watterson?
She's Japanese woman you dork ass losers.
I fucking knew this would be an answer 😅
Labiae?
ORCACAWANADA
"Look at those three idiots" - Bird
That'swhatshesaid.gif