datcutefatboy

21033 pts ยท January 4, 2017


My bfs cat is melting

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 484

MRW watching the first episode of broadchurch.

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 457

MRW I wake up with a massive headache and my bf says I drank a fuck ton last night

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 545

So do you ever have a day where nothing.. I repeat NOTHING goes right?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 373

MRW I see my bf's contact for me in his phone is "Daddy"

Points -7
Comments 8
Views 401

My bfs mom caught me smoking pot.

Points 1094
Comments 74
Views 60390

Anyone feel like messaging me. I'm bored and lonely

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 372

Hi! My nickname irl is bear and I'm bored if anyone wants to chat.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 371

Accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach.

Points 11
Comments 11
Views 683

I quit my job!

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 946

When you're talking about something you're really interested in and you see the other person slowly start to stop listening

Points 35
Comments 5
Views 717

Woohoo

Points 0
Comments 12
Views 465

All of my best friends had a super bowl party and didn't invite me.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 469

My friends keep making great puns about me losing a testicle.

Points 77
Comments 33
Views 6170

My bf has told me bless you 3 times before I started to sneeze

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 466

MRW my bf finally gets me to try a face mask and I realize this is the LIFE

Points -3
Comments 6
Views 428

MRW my boyfriend says "I'll be back in a second.. and then I'll give you your birthday present ;)"

Points -2
Comments 4
Views 436

I'm a gay dude.

Points 0
Comments 23
Views 325

I was kinda like "Eh what's the big deal" about my birthday today. Until my bf reminded me I can legally drink now.

Points 2
Comments 10
Views 397

I'm a 6'2 190 pound 18 year old male

Points 2
Comments 9
Views 404

MRW I was buying condoms and trying to be discreet about it when I knocked over the entire shelf and fell onto it.

Points 1
Comments 16
Views 558

Get to see my brother today

Points -3
Comments 6
Views 400

2 of my exs response when my other ex says "Honestly you were HORRIBLE in bed. You talk too much"

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 273

After a run I went to use the school shower. No one else was in there.. or so I thought

Points -7
Comments 3
Views 298

Anyone feel like chatting? I'm really bored and lonely and need something to distract me.

Points -7
Comments 9
Views 316

Do NOT do this

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 551

Walked in on my boyfriend.... wearing a face mask.

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 473

My bf and I were eating lunch when a girl from our school came up to him and said "You're that Emo dude who begged me for a blowjob a year ago"

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 483

MRW someone calls me a chubby real ugly lookin guy cute

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 367

More people have told me I look cute on imgur than people have told me I'm fat in real life

Points -5
Comments 17
Views 612

MRW my best girl friend calls me crying and I realize I'm gonna have to beat a motherfucker.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 416

Boyfriend and I got in from snowboarding and I accidentally pushed him on the bed which resulted in real hot love makin.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 438

My boyfriends mom invited me to stay a few days at their house. She bought a bunch of my favorite movies for us all to watch

Points 72
Comments 14
Views 2189

Seconds after this was taken I fell on my face and my boyfriend laughed his ass off behind the camera

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 351

Now I know imgur doesn't like selfies... and this isn't one!

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 335

MRW I'm talking dirty to my boyfriend and start fumbling words so bad he can't help but laugh

Points 38
Comments 11
Views 1639

MRW my bf asked if I think a girl is hot.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 451

MRW I set my friend up with someone and they're totally clicking

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 607

Have you ever loved anyone so much that not seeing them for the day makes your stomach hurt?

Points 1
Comments 9
Views 301

Shit I found funny enough to save to my phone and send my boyfriend

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 811

I used to be so unhappy.

Points -2
Comments 11
Views 306

Me to me

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 287

2 dudes had been following me around the store when one finally said "Hey guy, how old are you?"

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 451

Got to see my mom today

Points 1
Comments 14
Views 416

MRW looking at my baby pictures and thinking about how cute I was vs how I look now

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 545

My boyfriend wants me to be bottom..

Points 2
Comments 15
Views 456

Thought my boyfriend and I were alone in the house so I was very vocal during sex. He THEN informed me his mother was home.

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 570

ORW I come home early from school and my boyfriends mom is also off work early

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 264

There's this like spring formal thing going down at my school tonight.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 308

MRW I'm out of weed and my boyfriend texts me "You wanna smoke and eat everything with me"

Points 0
Comments 10
Views 428

My boyfriend and I while laying in bed realized we can watch porn together since we're both bi and like all of the things

Points 4
Comments 16
Views 415

My first time doing the receiving part of gay sex turned out great with no pain and no mishaps

Points 11
Comments 18
Views 632

My mom is letting me see my little brother.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 658

My bf legit said "Ok.. if I give you a blowjob could you wash my jeans for me please?" Last night

Points 9
Comments 43
Views 808

MRW my boyfriends mom acknowledges the fact that we had super loud sex when I didn't know she was home

Points 43
Comments 11
Views 1454

So I guess everyone in my hometown knows I'm gay now.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 577

MRW watching Netflix and I realize this is the end of Queer as folk

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 364
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