My bfs cat is melting
MRW watching the first episode of broadchurch.
MRW I wake up with a massive headache and my bf says I drank a fuck ton last night
So do you ever have a day where nothing.. I repeat NOTHING goes right?
MRW I see my bf's contact for me in his phone is "Daddy"
My bfs mom caught me smoking pot.
Anyone feel like messaging me. I'm bored and lonely
Hi! My nickname irl is bear and I'm bored if anyone wants to chat.
Accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach.
I quit my job!
When you're talking about something you're really interested in and you see the other person slowly start to stop listening
Woohoo
All of my best friends had a super bowl party and didn't invite me.
My friends keep making great puns about me losing a testicle.
My bf has told me bless you 3 times before I started to sneeze
MRW my bf finally gets me to try a face mask and I realize this is the LIFE
MRW my boyfriend says "I'll be back in a second.. and then I'll give you your birthday present ;)"
I'm a gay dude.
I was kinda like "Eh what's the big deal" about my birthday today. Until my bf reminded me I can legally drink now.
I'm a 6'2 190 pound 18 year old male
MRW I was buying condoms and trying to be discreet about it when I knocked over the entire shelf and fell onto it.
Get to see my brother today
2 of my exs response when my other ex says "Honestly you were HORRIBLE in bed. You talk too much"
After a run I went to use the school shower. No one else was in there.. or so I thought
Anyone feel like chatting? I'm really bored and lonely and need something to distract me.
Do NOT do this
Walked in on my boyfriend.... wearing a face mask.
My bf and I were eating lunch when a girl from our school came up to him and said "You're that Emo dude who begged me for a blowjob a year ago"
MRW someone calls me a chubby real ugly lookin guy cute
More people have told me I look cute on imgur than people have told me I'm fat in real life
MRW my best girl friend calls me crying and I realize I'm gonna have to beat a motherfucker.
Boyfriend and I got in from snowboarding and I accidentally pushed him on the bed which resulted in real hot love makin.
My boyfriends mom invited me to stay a few days at their house. She bought a bunch of my favorite movies for us all to watch
Seconds after this was taken I fell on my face and my boyfriend laughed his ass off behind the camera
Now I know imgur doesn't like selfies... and this isn't one!
MRW I'm talking dirty to my boyfriend and start fumbling words so bad he can't help but laugh
MRW my bf asked if I think a girl is hot.
MRW I set my friend up with someone and they're totally clicking
Have you ever loved anyone so much that not seeing them for the day makes your stomach hurt?
Shit I found funny enough to save to my phone and send my boyfriend
I used to be so unhappy.
Me to me
2 dudes had been following me around the store when one finally said "Hey guy, how old are you?"
Got to see my mom today
MRW looking at my baby pictures and thinking about how cute I was vs how I look now
My boyfriend wants me to be bottom..
Thought my boyfriend and I were alone in the house so I was very vocal during sex. He THEN informed me his mother was home.
ORW I come home early from school and my boyfriends mom is also off work early
There's this like spring formal thing going down at my school tonight.
MRW I'm out of weed and my boyfriend texts me "You wanna smoke and eat everything with me"
My boyfriend and I while laying in bed realized we can watch porn together since we're both bi and like all of the things
My first time doing the receiving part of gay sex turned out great with no pain and no mishaps
My mom is letting me see my little brother.
My bf legit said "Ok.. if I give you a blowjob could you wash my jeans for me please?" Last night
MRW my boyfriends mom acknowledges the fact that we had super loud sex when I didn't know she was home
So I guess everyone in my hometown knows I'm gay now.
MRW watching Netflix and I realize this is the end of Queer as folk