359 pts ยท August 19, 2013
No.
I'm gonna fap to this, thanks.
Revolver Ocelot
Mine's at least 20 years late... I think my penis is in the way.
Prophecy
You should know all of them. Your life will be slightly more pleasant... entertainment wise anyway.
Calm down, Chris Pratt.
It would literally have to be 3 hours of a theater attendant kicking me in the nuts for it to be any worse than the prequels.
And making new, well-written, amazingly casted, and excellently directed stories involving those things.
Fred and Daphne are married AND voicing Star Wars characters... my life is shit by comparison.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
He clearly needs Google Ultron
How many days til Star Wars?
I crash my car into drunk girls' tunnels all the time...
I don't gotta love shit. You're not the boss of me.
I did, repeatedly on Xbox... I bought it for nostalgia, installed it... then never gave it a look.
Got that game for $2 during the last summer sale... still haven't played it... but I got it...
Reddit is for stupid people, and imgur is reddit for people who can't read.
I always upvote sex gifs.
+1 for Pitch Perfect
Why hasn't easier road head been mentioned?
Ripped apart by zombie children.
Dem undies tho.
Are you sure? Because... wait, I had something for this. Something... something... intersect.
That's pretty clever.
Mind if I pull up a straw?
Have you not been paying attention?
I don't care what's down there. I'd bang that person like my little toe.
Quiet you, you'll scare the fish away.
Sshhhh, I'm fishing here.
I'm gonna fap to this, thanks.
Revolver Ocelot
Mine's at least 20 years late... I think my penis is in the way.
Prophecy
You should know all of them. Your life will be slightly more pleasant... entertainment wise anyway.
Calm down, Chris Pratt.
It would literally have to be 3 hours of a theater attendant kicking me in the nuts for it to be any worse than the prequels.
And making new, well-written, amazingly casted, and excellently directed stories involving those things.
Fred and Daphne are married AND voicing Star Wars characters... my life is shit by comparison.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
He clearly needs Google Ultron
How many days til Star Wars?
I crash my car into drunk girls' tunnels all the time...
I don't gotta love shit. You're not the boss of me.
I did, repeatedly on Xbox... I bought it for nostalgia, installed it... then never gave it a look.
Got that game for $2 during the last summer sale... still haven't played it... but I got it...
Reddit is for stupid people, and imgur is reddit for people who can't read.
I always upvote sex gifs.
+1 for Pitch Perfect
Why hasn't easier road head been mentioned?
Ripped apart by zombie children.
Dem undies tho.
Are you sure? Because... wait, I had something for this. Something... something... intersect.
That's pretty clever.
Mind if I pull up a straw?
Have you not been paying attention?
I don't care what's down there. I'd bang that person like my little toe.
Quiet you, you'll scare the fish away.
Sshhhh, I'm fishing here.