debob

10934 pts ยท August 1, 2014


He used all of the one braincell for that plan.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haha, the marxist postal service has finally been eliminated! ...Hey why are UPS and Fedex suddenly charging $250 to deliver anything to my rural town?"

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He still acts like he has diarrhea to this day.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want it to be slow and painful.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there's on thing I've learned from decades of media consumption, it's not to assume a character is dead until you see the corpse.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, if they're gonna keep on making up awards and giving them to him, someone needs to do something like say he won the 'Presidential Enshrining of Democratic Order' Award and see if he accepts.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat is wondering where his royalties are.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, see, he made a vague "nice shop you got here, sure would be a shame if something happened to it" type threat, which gives magats just enough wiggle room to say you have TDS for thinking trump wants to kill the Iranian team.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I went several episodes thinking his name was Soup Hands.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Zero is "a number".

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who call themselves the 'Party of Lincoln' while flying confederate flags aren't very bright.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Things will be different this time. Now a dementia riddled child rapist who only cares about enriching himself is in charge!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They thought he was joking, but the only 'jokes' this clown is capable of forming are schoolyard level insulting nicknames he calls people he doesn't like.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I loved Hyperion, I never could get over the fact that Simmons wrote how a human/AI clone of his idol and the only important female character of child baring age fucked Jesus 2.0 into existence.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Now I want to know what sounds the other ICE makes when you pour scalding hot water on them.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They need to be dissolved in a giant vat of acid.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have it pretty good. I'll love this country when everyone has it as good as I do.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 40th is less than 3 months away!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit's fucked when an AI company are the (relatively speaking) good guys.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"No reasonable person would take us seriously, your honor."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a cis white man I would also rather be stuck in a room with a bear than trump.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because they hate trans women just a little bit more than cis women.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The Eevee line has an 85% chance of being male, so chances are likely.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Gotta keep that brain cell hydrated!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been the same playbook since the Iraq war. "Not all muslims are terrorist." "OMG DEMOCRATS ARE PRO-TERRORIST!"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Hissssssssss*

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's just bondage with extra steps.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nookie Monster

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They thought it was a compliment when he said he loved the poorly educated.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Says she's a first amendment lawyer, thinks the first amendment is a blank check to be a cunt.

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