Arnold Dump
Excited to give this away
Ban people
A dad joke in sign language
Posty McPostface
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pay no attention
Pragmatism beats 'HOPE'
I'm just uploading so I can find it later and making it public in case it's fitting for anyone else
You made fun of his airport candid, but now he's a world champion
Got the call right after she kicked me out of her apartment
Apparently the pooping bandit is still at it near Ann Arbor
Are we allowed to make jokes yet?
Eddie
I wasn't being dramatic when I told them that my roommate was dead
viralize
I miss my cakeday every year, and I miss her when we're apart
Extreme Catfishing
MRW my gf texts to say she is breaking up with me to date my friend
Testicles: the great greek warrior
Testicles 2: With a Vengeance
Tive your goast a pitle
I'm just a lizard wizard in a blizzard, yo. Nothing to see here.
@WaIterWhite cooked this up and it needs more points
Old but good add to gallery because fuck it
MFW my hand is turning transparent (OC)
Oh, a ball
One nice fucking kitty
Turns out she did get to change her email address
When you put it that way...
Commuter thoughts
MRW my girl breaks my heart, my friends turn out not to be, and work is fucked
Daario winks
GENTLEMEN
SPUTNIK
It was good money too... but then the internet happened
At least he didn't draw a foul...
MFW Sean Connery saves me from drowning
SPUTNIK
Fuck you, Dan
RIP CITY
Teddy
I share the sentiment, because I can't upvote it
Monday morning at my bankrupt company
I'm late, but this happened 20 years and 1 day ago.
mrw a figure of speech identifies one thing as being the same as some unrelated other thing, thus strongly implying the similarities between the two.
The Gushing Goose
♬ A PIXELATED WRECKING BALL ♬
Brazilians couldn't beer to watch
Texts from dog
Bachelor Life
Hovergirl
Well, at least she isn't Prego
Someone just posted this and deleted it at -5 points
Corvette. In a handicapped spot. At a hospital. With the Marlboro logo on the side.
When me Ma asked my brother and I to put the lights on the tree