destructomel

1370 pts · April 25, 2012


Mah bitch better have mah money

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll just prescribe Pantoprazole to ya. Stay away from deep fried foods and cut back on red meats. No more grainy seeds that get caught in your stomach folds lining.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The great cowabunga from down unda!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His last act of goodwill was telling off Jizz Dik Vance. God only takes the good ones.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All your dogs look cute,especially the scaly one:-)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scandinavians are just built differently.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legal incubators offer pro-bono legal services, free of charge.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The secret of the ooze?! In Texas????

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Banana trees attract mosquitos, doggy did u a favor.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ADHD is no joke. It sabotages me by basically roofy-ing my brain over & over, and friends cannot believe me when I say I completely forgot that strip of information you told me less than 5mim ago. Like it never happened.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A face like a jack o' lantern shouldn't be questioning others on well, anything.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old white men have ruined our government, now we are roboticizing them?? Seems like a horrid idea.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be the light you want to see in the world ✨️

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's trumps triplex in NYC. Gaudy and tacky like the former Trump casino.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The christ has risen!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call Adult Protective Services, tell them you fear she's going to walk out into the nearest busy road.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I discovered how magically delicious stroopwaffels are this year! Cheers!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your hooman looks like he wants a treat for this uncomfortable situation you put him in.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My pulmonologist recommended no less than 500mg magnesium glycinate. I take it in gummie form at night. Went from 4hrs here, 6 hrs there, to a full 7hrs at night right away.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No! The ones at the bottom are more fresher!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cow Flipper 5000 ready for duty!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://tabletopaudio.com/ and scroll down to Viking Tavern. You're welcome ;)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This temple looks laser cut.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoinks!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Their' meaning our local hospital. We got the approval in 2 weeks, so go find out if you qualify.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every hospital offers financial aid. We're so poor, I filled an online form on their website to reduce my mom's $3,250 bill to just $325. How poor depends on which state you live in.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0