Woof
It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart
And therein, as the Bard would say, lies the rub
Are you fucking kidding me? It's a God damned clusterfuck
We just want to play
Consider the lilies of the God damn field
Stop making good points
Confession is good for the soul. You should try it sometime.
Ouch baby. Very ouch.
Do you have the GIF?
Not helpful? Copy that
Gypsy
Damn man, you got something really sick you wanna do, huh?
Is this a sex game somehow?
Five inches, but it's thick
God has brought you here. Take the hint.
Touché Padre
Get the fuck outta here!
Sick (Complimentary)
So...what chu wanna do?
Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
We just want to GIF
Understand you got some domestic problems
Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head?
And to hell...with you all
Fate's a bitch. You make the choice.
I'm an 11, but continue
If I had a life I wouldn't be here making you GIFs
She was a bad egg
I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point I might as well be attracted to him
Well, if you see any be sure to point them out
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
I'm too tired. Maybe later.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
We can explain everything sir
Make it snappy!
Wow!
Shitter was full
I service society by giffing
Kiss my jolly ass!
If I had no self awareness, I think I'd know
You need to either get or fire a therapist
You don't have enough bullets bitch
Yes!
You don't have enough downvotes bitch
I think I know who that bitch was
Crown prince of royal little assholes
You are literally too stupid to insult
Don't be afraid to ride the lightning
I don't really like talking about my flair
Gimme the upvotes now!
A saucy line will not get you far with me
Youre references are out of control. Everyone knows that.