Wake up wake up, get up get up...
MRW I don't notice the cop I just sped by and he doesn't pull me over.
Somebody in my building is doing it right if the neighbors gotta change the WiFi!
Felt like a boss! Pizza rolls that didn't burst open and spill lava on the pan.
Upvote EVERYTHING? I don't think so. Homey don't play that, not even on Christmas.
Daily words of encouragement from my car before the commute to work. -OCD BONUS - The 232.3 was completely by accident.
I see your Mortal Kombat and raise you Street Fighter.
Saw this in Denver the other night while walking around with some friends.
I make my own luck.
On my cakeday, I present emails about dead rappers that miss me. I miss them too :-(
Had a good time so it was worth it.
Why do people only want to chat on here when they are drunk or depressed? I'm feeling awesome, Inbox me!